patrol sock

Orphaned sock used by sailors to catch their loads while running a batch on patrol.

"Chief just did a berthing inspection and he found my patrol sock. Now I'm restricted for our next port call."

by killroo April 11, 2007

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Thot Patrol

An elite task force that is highly trained and extremely smart and militarized to take down and eliminate potential thots.

Man she’s gone thot patrol must’ve gotten her

by Big daddy titty tat May 21, 2018

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dick patrol

A gang led by Beth Thomas

"Hey look there's Beth Thomas.. The dick patrol aka ittie bittie tittie club mustn't be far behind"

by Yoman11 March 15, 2014

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suisare patrol

A peace officer serving the duty of responding to noise complaints. Best known for breaking up suisares.

It's 12:30 AM on a Monday. The next door neighbor's suisare is still going strong. That's it, I'm calling the suisare patrol.

by annoyed November 3, 2004

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ass patrol

when the local police squad spends more time looking for women than actual criminals.

Chelsea: "I can't believe it, I got pulled over the other day outside of the Kirk Hotel"
Pete Dick: "Woa, what did you do?"
Chelsea: "I was driving 55 in a 30 with no license plates, oh and I was driving down the wrong side of the street with no lights on and it was night time, think I blew past a couple stop signs and had "Fuck the Police" on the radio."
Pete Dick: "You must have gotten at least five tickets."
Chelsea: "Not a single one, I am so lucky!"
Pete Dick: "Lucky??? That cop was obviously just on ass patrol."
Chelsea: "You think?"
Pete Dick: "Yes, he was jacking for beats"
Chelsea: "Wow"

by Pete Dick March 15, 2008

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