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Audrina Patridge

She is a VERY hot actress on the hilarious 'reality' show The Hills,she has also been in MAXIM and her brain probably got exposed to radiation during some stupid experiment. She is also famous for something that a brainless Artard Scum of a human being can do.(And because she is very hot!!!!)
Audrina Patridge:Hey everybody!
Me:F**k off sexy.
by King Bada55 of Los Angeles! October 16, 2009
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parting the pink sea

A sexual twist of a reference to parting the Red Sea meaning spreading the legs of a woman and adventuring the depths of her promise land.
"Now you're parting the pink sea with the girl of your dreams"
by RYNO5001 July 13, 2016
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Patoing

An Australian term for vigorously pounding a chick during girl-on-top sex. Represents the spring-like motion as if she’s bouncing on a trampoline.

Often used when other people are around to disguise one’s true intention
Her: Hey Jake, can you patoing me in the park tonight?

Him: Sure, as long you don’t scream when you’re in the air
by lordoflight February 20, 2018
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pairing

Taken and adapted from Bluetooth pairing (when two Bluetooth enabled devices agree to communicate with one another).

In bluetooth, When this happens, the two devices join what is called a trusted pair. When one device recognizes another device in an established trusted pair, each device automatically accepts communication, bypassing the discovery and authentication process that normally happen during Bluetooth interactions.

This can however be used when on the town to refer to women you hope to hook up with.
<aie93> Seen anyone to pair with yet?
<Matthew1471> nah, that woman pushing the pram looks already paired.

Pairing is the verb meaning "to pair"
by Matthew1471 September 18, 2006
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Scissor Pairing

The task of pairing one female with another for the act of scissoring. Usually accompanied by scissoring hand gestures and a wall diagram with interchangeable photos for pairing partners.

A phrase almost exclusively used by men. But is really super hot when used by women.
James: "Dude Sarah and Janice would make the sweetest scissor pair"

Scott: "Yeah and what about Crystal and Sophie!"

James & Scott: "mmmmmmm scissor pairing"
by Scames March 26, 2009
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Parting the Red sea

When during sex a Man inserts his Penis into the Woman's Vagina while she is Having her period.Thus creating the same effect Moses did...sorta.
Jim caught Bob Parting the Red sea with Nancy and asked if he could join.He also volunteered to bring towels and tissues to clean up the mess afterward.
by Chanse Goss March 26, 2010
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the parting

special move in which one parts the asscheeks and lets it rip. Anus typically will mimic the pronunciation of "p."
and moses began the parting, the force of his flatulence creating a great part in the sea.
by dasign April 15, 2019
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