Jungle Patching

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)

You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Devon Patch

A "Devon Patch" is the the area of a males head that bald's first, commonly on the crown of a males head a rounding bald spot resembling the end of a devon/polony roll (Famous Australian Sandwich filling)

"Oi Mate" have a go at Kevins Devon Patch

by Big Rosscow January 25, 2018

patches are welcome

Also, "pull requests welcome"

The open source way of saying "go screw yourself".

When somebody requests a new feature in a open source project and nobody wants to implement it, the project moderators will politely say no by saying that the person requesting the feature is welcome to do the work himself.

Random guy: I think it would be a great if Firefox supported joystick navigation. That way, a user can click on links using a joystick rather than a mouse.

Project Maintainer: We don't have the resources to create such a feature. Patches are welcome and we will review the code if you are willing to write it yourself.

by sebflippers July 13, 2014

pebble patch

the space underneath the shaft of the dick and the ball sack

this bitch slapped her tongue against my pebble patch

by Petey Pebbler May 28, 2010

Rough Patch

When something bad happens for a long to little period of time

This week has been a rough patch

“You know today’s been a rough patch when your behind a big cow trailer and your also trailering cows and a cow in front of you pees out the back. Then you go to turn the whipper fluid on and it’s only comes out the passenger side.”

by cowsss July 9, 2018

Panchope

1. Created by My nephew, Ben, when he was two years old. He declared the day after Thanksgiving as the day we stay at home in our pajamas and 'eat big muffins'. It has evolved into a family & friends movie marathon supplied with eggs, hash brown casseroles, French toast, muffins, breads, coffee, tea, cocoa, fruit and mimosas! Yum!!

Are you coming to Panchope? Of course I am, I just ate my body weight in Turkey and sides, so I need another day of feasting and family!

by Starchar November 29, 2013

patchy fu manchu

When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.

Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.

by Mafrackincrackin March 2, 2015