Patagoniac

A complete and utter devotee to Patagonia clothing. Many times, they will denounce all other clothing(not just the outdoorsy syles) and wear Patagonia head to toe.

John has only worn Patagonia gear for years, he is a major Patagoniac.

by dorstyborsch December 9, 2008

PARANOiA survivor MAX Oni

Commonly known as PSMO. It is the single hardest song that has ever been seen in an arcade release of DanceDanceRevolution. This song makes its appearance in DDR Extreme, and is the Challenge steps to PARANOiA survivor MAX. The difficulty of this song is to the max in every category, save for perhaps Chaos (the song is relatively streamed). The day when a player achieves an A on this song is usually the pinnacle of his (or her) DDR career.

"It took me 2 years to beat PSMO, but I did it!"

by GuyMonkey October 23, 2004

Paranoia

You feel everyone is watching you and constantly passing judgment on you because you make the same mistakes anyone else does, but its somehow different with you because youre just the tiniest bit wierd, and you think everyone knows about you and talks about you and knows you know just because they feed off of your frustration....like that retard dude in the SUV who is looking as you walk down the street at you wierd because its fun to see you get mad...in other words, youre really paranoid and you dont know it, and so you act wierd, which makes everyone notice you. Sucks.

1st dude: Hello(*as you pass by*)

You:...Hi(*you tense up, you know that sonofabitch is gonna call the cops on your sorry ass, you paranoia freak*)

by McMadman December 9, 2008

Paranormal Frativity

Strange happenings that manifest at night and cannot be remembered, usually due to cheap beer and shitty vodka.

Bro #1: Dude, why the fuck is there a bra in the hallway and the living room covered in flour?

Bro #2: I dunno man, I was blacked the fuck out. Must have been some paranormal frativity.

by steezycheese September 20, 2010

paranoid glaucoma

staring problem

dude...that chick wont stop staring at me! She must have paranoid glaucoma.

by aanniigg October 16, 2010

patagonian

A parasitic type of hipster from a more "well to do" background of overly healthy living. Known for taking over once quiet, older, urban neighborhoods and shopping districts. They typically push the previous inhabitants out, replacing their tattoo and record shops with art bars and health food markets.Defining features include overpriced activewear and jogging strollers.

"We used to spend a lot more time on south Broadway before the Patagonians moved down here."

by Willie McCoy October 28, 2015

paranomasia

Form of word play that suggests plural meanings. Serves to fill conversational voids. Very handy. Makes you look interesting and possibly a lot smarter than you are.

To appreciate paranomasia, you have to be o-pun-minded.

by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017