parelius

to pee on someone, while intoxicated, as they sleep.

did you see daniel and cyril? they just got pareliused!

by trailergang August 22, 2011

Jordan Pavelka

The cockiest, gayest, asshole to ever enroll at Robbinsville High school. He talks bad about everyone and gets away with it somehow. He looks so fucking gay, and the fact that he has any friends amazes me. If theres anyone I want to burn in hell, its this guy.

Joe:Looks its Jordan Pavelka
John:I wanna beat the shit out of him so bad!

by Legend hasit. October 30, 2011

Parvesh

The kind of person you want to be with. The best ever partner and an understanding soul. Sometimes moody but does come around when needed. Extremely soft hearted. Do or die for the ones who they love.

You want to be with a Parvesh

by Bye bye take care November 23, 2021

crotch parcels

Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)

"It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"

by SSPink January 18, 2006

Satan-Parcel

Slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort.

Johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his anus with colossal force.

by Friend_of_Ginet1x February 25, 2010

gentlemans parcel

penis and testicles. like 'man junk' only more refined.

Alan casually sat and manipulated his gentlemans parcel while opining on the majesty of the Spanish attacking thrust.

by vxrandall July 4, 2012

jace parcell

A semi tough redneck from backwoods pennsylvania normally found around tobacco or classy women.

I walked through the woods and saw a wild Jace Parcell

by Buckmaster May 21, 2014