Partington

1. Another Definition for "Dirty Bitch"

2. Someone who could steal your heart with a single glance.

Person A: Hey look at that dirty bitch!

Person B: Stop swearing in public, But yes I do see that Partington.

by smileteethfirst December 6, 2010

Parting of the red sea

Getting your period. prs dialing number 7

Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze

by Andi March 7, 2005

Parting Fart

The act of laying down a massive dirty stealthy fart before departing an event or gathering that will later engulf the lungs of your audience with your tasty airbourne fecal delight.

To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:

* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).

I laid down meaty wet taco fart then waited in the hall for the screaming to begin.

..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)

by GentleRapist December 17, 2010

cart parting

to create a path between two inconsiderate shoppers in a grocery store aisle by emanating nonverbal cues of frustration or impatience. After the cart part, no words need be said as the offenders tend to realize their fault and are likely ashamed.

Ted: Wow, that old lady performed a cart part without having to come to a stop.

Frank: I'm sure she's had many years of practice to have such flawless execution with her cart parting.

by _.-Frosty-._ July 14, 2011

parting

Spreading of the ass cheeks to allow for penetration of the asshole.

Parting allows my mans cock to easily enter my ass.

by Ibisfan1 April 8, 2016

parting a muff

if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!

buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff

by Hayley Klop February 2, 2006

sexy partying

Sexy Partying is what Nancy Grace calls this locked up Mom's partying antics. It apparently involves drinking, looking hot, flirting, and stuffing your face with food.

1. Nancy Grace really called that woman out for sexy partying last night.

2. Let's go wasted and sexy party tonight! I'm really horny and wild!

by Steve Rad October 4, 2008