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Platinum Panther

Step 1) Gouge a girls eyes out.
Step 2) One in the Pink, One in the Stink, Two in the eyes , One in the Mouth, Two in the hands.
Step 3) Cycle Left and Repeat.
Yo, Andy, Mike, Matt, Joel, Bryn, John, and Toby totally Platinum Panther'd Natalie last night.
by AndyAndCrew September 30, 2011
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Green Panther

An activist, one who specifically fights for environmental issues. A lover of nature, a conservationist and a green activist.
He is a green panther, he is always talking about ways to minimize his footprint on this earth.
by JasonR747 May 30, 2019
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Self-partnered

English slang term.

Popularized by British actor Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame.

(Adjective)

1. Single, or not in a relationship, often content. Commonly used by celebrities

2. Hiding the fact that you have (a) romantic partner(s) from their others.

3. Celibacy, often voluntarily

4. Lying about celibacy, similar to 2..

5. Asexuality
"Hey you wanna go out tonight, Melissa?"

"Sorry, John. I'm self-partnered."

"Well, I don't see a fucking wand on your hand"

"Get off my porch"
by ephdysplais December 23, 2020
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backhand panther

to have ones hand reversed whilst wanking.
you have your/someones palm on top of cock instead of underneth.
by donkey cock999 August 3, 2009
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bromantic partner

two dudes who act like they're life partners, to whom no ones entirely sure the extent of their intimacy
-wheres your bromantic partner chris?
-we're seeing a movie later so he went home to finish his essay....
by lezlifegotitrite August 9, 2009
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Play partner

Somebody who you may not be in a committed relationship with or someone that you play with regularly. Someone who you may might have sex with do different types of kinks or BDSM with.
Ohhhh naw ma, she my play partner
by GGoosey December 9, 2021
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Human Resources Business Partner

A pompous job title self-servingly contrived by human resource (HR) "professionals" to be applied to themselves, obviously intended to justify the existence and further expansion of the HR function within business organizations. A further objective of this ruse appears to be propagation of the illusion that the HR function possesses a holistic grasp of broader strategic issues facing the organization enabling it to contribute expanded economic value and thereby providing justification for elevated compensation demands for HR staff.

A look at online job advertisements will confirm that the use of this title is spreading faster than a California wildfire, giving credence to the notion that this scheme was recently cooked up in some HR industry association initiative as a way to rebrand HR "professionals" as being more than the administrative paper pushers they, in fact, are.

The absurdity of this inflated moniker is further appreciated when one considers that no other functions appear to have widely implemented similar titles in their functions. For example, one seldom sees job postings for bizarre titles such as "engineering business partner", "sales business partner", or "legal business partner".
Castle: "Hey Russo, what's with that new idiotic title of yours I saw on LinkedIn? Human Resources Business Partner? You've got to be kidding me."

Russo: "Come on Frank, it's a title to reflect the greater value I bring to the business."

Castle: "Jesus, Billy, you and I both know you that you don't know a damn thing about business and that the only reason you’re in HR is because you flunked out of all the other departments."
by Clark F. Kent March 21, 2019
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