Parents 

The people who baby you for your entire childhood. They will also nag you and have the foolish belief that everything you like is bad for you. If your parents are the opposite of this description, you are incredibly lucky.

Parents are obsessively overprotective.

Parents by DERP_MASTER April 20, 2017

Parents 

1. The reason that you exist

2. The people who provide for you until you are 18 and can move away.

3. Every teenager's nightmare because they don't give them any personal space.

Jerry: "My parents are so annoying!"
Larry: "I feel ya! They always boss us around telling us to do shit!"
Jerry: "I can't wait until I'm 18 so I could move away!"
Larry: "Same! I'm going to go to a nice college!"

Parents by TROLLKING9001 May 29, 2020

parents 

The ones who you will love as kids, hate as teens and miss as adults.

I will always love my parents.

parents by Heyyohh October 23, 2012

Parents 

Utter abominations that disgrace this world. Think they are the almighty power above their children, just because they gave birth to you. Pretend to love you, then just want you dead.

Parents: We are like the NSA and FBI, except we live in your house!

Parents by Le Frenchy Frencher April 19, 2014

Parents 

Those people who had sex to let you into this world.

Jesse's lack of parents made him sad.

Parents by PsychoWizard April 3, 2022

Parents 

People you suddenly grow very fond of once you don't have to see them every day.

Teen: God, I hate my parents. I wish they'd hang themselves.

Older Brother: Don't worry, you'll be tolerate them pretty well once you rent your own apartment.

Parents by NG14916 March 5, 2011

Parents 

The only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn

Your parents could you again man, you will loose your computer

Parents by aaron April 19, 2005