Definitions by DERP_MASTER

Vine 

A social network that is dead

Vine is dead

Vine by DERP_MASTER April 20, 2017

Parents 

The people who baby you for your entire childhood. They will also nag you and have the foolish belief that everything you like is bad for you. If your parents are the opposite of this description, you are incredibly lucky.

Parents are obsessively overprotective.

Parents by DERP_MASTER April 20, 2017

Video Games 

A fun distraction from your sucky, boring lives. Most adults will blame video games and other things that bring children joy on every bad thing the child does, but they are full of crap and ignorance. Without video games, we would never be able to escape from crappy old reality.

Video games are better than reality.

Video Games by DERP_MASTER April 20, 2017

Lags

A gamers worst nightmare and the single most frustrating thing ever to ruin a video game

My fucking piece of shit computer lags all the fucking time!!! >:(

Lags by DERP_MASTER April 20, 2017