Pardon my American

Something you say after swearing in polite company. A step up from "pardon my French."

This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.

by bob beeflips January 22, 2018

Paerdon euwwww

In dedication of Caroline, the one and only love of my life, Paerdon Euwwww is a term to get someone to repeat something after they have mumbled or said something quite remarkingly retarded

Molly: Shane Dawson slept with his cat

Sorcha: Paerdon Euwwww

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

pardon the dutch

A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.

Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!

by SussyGrandpa July 19, 2021

pardoning the turkey

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority

a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.

by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009

I beg your pardon

Englishman asking for something to be repeated.

Get your balls of my face
I beg your pardon?
You heard what i fucking said

by BritishsSpoon March 20, 2020

Pardon My Back

what u say when your back is turned to someone while talking to them for whatever reason. proper etiquette

paco: aye wassup jay i aint seen you in a minute.
jay: wassup pac, pardon my back im doing something

james: yo jamal, don't tell me you forgot about me
jamal: who you, i don't think i know you but pardon my back homie im kinda busy

by getyabreadup January 22, 2014

Pardon my fag

A phrase used to apologize for gayness exhibited in the presence of heterosexual individuals.

I would definitely take that from behind! Oh, sorry about that one guys I got a little carried away; pardon my fag.

by Tiberius Grubgadus June 22, 2010