parade bae

Parade bae is a term meaning your life partner that your will fuck on a daily, kiss and cuddle and make babies with

“Her Jeremiah have you made her your parade bae yet”

Jeremiah: “no not yet but soon”

by ~UnknownblackQueen March 14, 2020

parade buddy

When you give a guy a blowjob (usually at gay pride) in front of everyone.

Wait did you just give that guy a blowjob, in front of everyone?
-yes he's my parade buddy

by emili4 January 26, 2021

Parade of Dumps

The opposite of Parade of Homes which features elegant homes. Homes and Apartments that are run down, trashy, or have very few amenities.

I look at a place in town, It should be considered a parade of dumps with all of the bugs and things left in the hallway.

by jondich January 1, 2023

meatball parade

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

by not_an_alien December 9, 2015

Red Parade

A state of ignorance, drone-like actions and behaviours, disregard for one's feelings and emotions.

"Walk on through a red parade and refuse to make amends, It cuts deep through our ground and makes us forget all common sense. Don't speak as I try to leave 'cause we both know what we'll choose, If you pull then I'll push too deep and I'll fall right back to you."

by Trinity2828 June 19, 2013

Kitty Parade

An event in which all or almost all of the attending individuals are female.

Man, the sorority party was such a kitty parade. There were no guys there at all.

by Johnny-san September 16, 2011

dirty gecko parade

A hardcore line of 6 shots, progressing from most alcoholic to least.

1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer

This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.

David puked half way through the dirty gecko parade.

by hopcopdontstop April 13, 2009