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urban paragraph

1. Denoting the action in which someone would write a large amount of text equating to one of an entire paragraph for a single definition. The aforementioned definition does not require being properly segregated into 3-5 paragraphs in order to classify as an Urban Paragraph, of which would instead meet the criteria for an Urban Encyclopedia. It merely requires just two paragraphs complete with 1. A definition complete with an extremely verbose general description of the word or phrase, and 2. An example of the aforementioned word or phrase.
1. Person 1: wtf? why is this definition a whole urban paragraph? i ain't reading this!
by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021
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scientific paragraph

Noun: A long a fucking paragraph that fucking 10 sentences long.
Bio teacher: you need to write 5 scientific paragraphs.
Student: Ok
Bio teacher, they are 10 sentences long EACH.
Student: FUCK
by wild pussy cat February 3, 2022
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Nono Paragraph

An obnoxiously long paragraph, typically consists of several paragraphs mashed into one.
"So I heard that he sent you a Nono Paragraph"
"Yeah, it took me two hours to read through it all"
by TheManOfKnowledge234 July 20, 2022
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Nono Paragraph

An obnoxiously long paragraph, usually sent in a fit of rage or hate.
"Man I heard you were sent a Nono paragraph"

"Yeah, and I'm sad now"
by TheManOfKnowledge234 July 24, 2022
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love paragraph

Girl 1 : I love paragraph dick
Girl 2 : same
by Dreamboss April 8, 2023
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15 paragraphs

A 15 paragraph long love confession someone writes to their best friend written in their notes app which ends the best friend rejecting them. However, this rejection further strengthens the friendship and turns into some sort of inside joke.

When one says they've been "15 paragraphed", they mean they've confessed their feelings to someone in a very grandiose manner, yet subsequently got rejected.
Suzie: Hey, I heard you confessed to Connor! How did you do it?
Izzie: I wrote an entire confession...it was 15 paragraphs long
Suzie: And?? How did it go?
Izzie: About that...
by Kittens241 January 14, 2024
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Holly Paragraph

An incredibly long and emotionally loaded block of text, usually found in messages with a member of opposite gender, after an unprecedented altercation.
message: “ I’m sorry for a lot of things, and this wouldn’t have been one of them if we were able to work something out. The truth is, isaak, I don’t rly know firas. I know you, though. and we have so many things in common but like I said we’re busy all the time and it is so hard to find a time that works for us to hang out. im a people pleaser. You know that. ofc I would feel bad if I rejected firas but now I realize I should’ve but I js don’t know how to tell him bc now he thinks I like him when I don’t. It also doesn’t help that everyone is taking abt it. But tbh, I wouldn’t be mad if I stopped taking to him bc I don’t know him. I js have to tell him I don’t like him. That’s the issue. Also this only started 2 days ago so it wouldn’t be that bad if I backed out. But I still need to apologize bc I know you’re probably mad. So I’m sorry. I’m sorry about this, I’m sorry about not talking to you, I’m sorry I’m busy, I’m sorry I’m shy, I’m sorry I have no conversation skills, im sorry you found out abt this the way you did, and I’m sorry for not spending more time with you. I regret everything.

Response: “Holly paragraph”
by Jaquavy Wavy Dickhole June 6, 2025
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