Paperclip Pussy

Someone who is afriad of a streightened-out paper clip attatched to a stick. Plain and simple.

Guy 1: When Joe pulled out that paper clip spear, Jimbo left in fear.
Guy 2: He's a Paperclip Pussy!

by LOLOLOLOL secret May 9, 2009

paperclips

ledgendry band from monnie paperclips kick ass

paperclips nung nung

by paperclip October 5, 2007

paperclip

an object commonly used to "clip" papers together. This device is quite useful because, unlike staples, you are capable of removing the papers from the paperclip and reusing the paperclip. Paper clips also come in different shapes, colours, and sizes to fit your needs and style. viva les paperclips

bob: hey what is this thing?
Steve: it is a paperclip
bob: let me guess, it holds your papers?
Steve: yes bob.. it does hold my papers

by wow yur dum :) May 6, 2009

Paperclipping

When one partner, usually the man or dominant in the relationship, is laying on his back... the other partner laying on his chest as a pillow, one arm over, one leg over.

Not to be confused with spooning - the reverse paperclip is when partner one still lays on his back - and partner two is in the aforementioned position only facing outwards.

Founded by the A.S.M (anti spooning movement)

Guy 1: "Did you snuggle after sex?"

Guy 2: "Yeah dude - we paperclipped it up - fuck spooning, I mean i spooned her early in the night BEFORE we fucked..."

Guy 1: "hahaha totally - everyone hates spooning, you just use it to get laid right?!?"

Guy 2: "Exactly... and after I made her say the safety word we drifted off paperclipping"

Guy 1: "awesome - real men don't spoon after sex - spooning is for pussies."

by ASM (RD) December 24, 2011

Calm your paperclip

It is an other version of calm your farm, it just means clam down, or chill out.

DUDE! Calm your paperclip will you?!

It's not that big of a deal just calm your paperclip.

by ninaninanoo October 12, 2011

Truckload of paperclips

An example of how watching the English version of Anime can distort the intended message.

"Dude, this is so bad! It's not like the original version at all."

"What a truckload of paperclips."

by AliveRyanDunn July 31, 2012

Paperclipping

When someone lays under the covers with their arms over the covers, making it impossible for a partner to shift the blankets.

I’m sorry you didn’t have enough covers last night. I was totally paperclipping.

by Plimbt June 8, 2018