Patryn

Noun desribing a race of demigod like humanoids from the Death Gate Cycle of books by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman

The Patryn were imprisoned in the Labyrinth by their ancient enemies, the Sartan.

by Haplo October 26, 2002

Gwenyth Paltrow

Most overrated actress ever who desperately wants to be half the man her father was, but only recieves awards out of pity. Won the Academy Award for Shakespeare in Love and then proceded to pretend she was British for a good bit of time, then made a whole bunch of crappy movies. "Fashion Icon" who often looks emaciated and was stupid enough to name her daugher Apple.

The lead in the play was such a Gwenyth Paltrow, all style and no substance.

by xxgeorgia November 9, 2004

Patrycja

She’s the most beautiful human on this earth. Everything about her is so beautiful. Her personality, her smile… She’ll always put a smile on ur face even on ur worst days. She’s the kindest, caring person there is. Her smile will get stuck in ur brain. She’s the prettiest inside and out. She’s the type of person u just can’t get enough of. She’ll make ur life so much better and brighter. She’ll bring hope in ur life. She’s like a lil sunshine.

Her eyes are the kind that you get lost in. Her whole face is so beautiful like she’s an angel. You’ll get addicted real quick and you won’t even realise. You can’t hate her ever. Even if she kills your whole family u just have to love her.

Woah, that Patrycja girl is so beautiful.

She’s so pretty.

by midnightxsun November 13, 2021

Pastry Smasher

Pastry smasher is a slang term for a lesbian or bisexual woman, referring to sex in which a woman's pastry (vagina) is 'smashed'.

"Well what can I say I'm just a pastry smasher."

by Iminyourshed February 20, 2017

skin pastry bag

"crude" def. = "DICK and BALLS !!"

skin pastry bag ANOTHER phrase useful in the most, prudish, "stiff" circles for: SUCK MY COCK !!

people CONSTANTLY trying to "sell" me something (U.S.) it's MY turn ! , i have a NICE, skin pastry bag to sell THEM !

buy a NEW CAR ? ("car dealer tv") I have something for sale ! , a NICE, skin pastry bag !!

have a go at my skin pastry bag !!

by michael foolsley April 18, 2022

Disappearing Pastry Chef

When a man creampies a woman and then vanishes.

Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.

by zihb November 6, 2023

Alabama Puff Pastry

When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.

Jim-Bob received an Alabama Puff Pastry from the new girl working at the piercing shop last night.

by BumScout November 3, 2013