Definitions by Iminyourshed

zeliac 

A zeliac is a person with a thumb larger than a penis.

It is derived from the word 'zël' an old German measurement system, that used the size of the thumb as a basis.

"Get out my house you zeliac virgin gimp boy!"

"Okay grandma"

zeliac by Iminyourshed February 20, 2017

bopeeping

The act of masturbating over sheep.

It is derived from the nursery rhyme of Little Bo Peep.

"I can't believe that guy was bopeeping, is something wrong with him?"

bopeeping by Iminyourshed February 20, 2017

Pastry Smasher 

Pastry smasher is a slang term for a lesbian or bisexual woman, referring to sex in which a woman's pastry (vagina) is 'smashed'.

"Well what can I say I'm just a pastry smasher."

Pastry Smasher by Iminyourshed February 20, 2017