Paloni

An extremely small, sausage shaped penis often pink in colour and probably contains a smelly surprise

Wtf david tua just lost and that guy totally has a paloni

by ScrottyMclean August 26, 2011

paleonhornagist

1. A male paleontologist who receives a large "boner" once he has found an extremely large,fossilized dinosaur shit.

Once the paleonhornagist found an ancient dump from the Tyrannosaurus,the paleonhornagist's cock became so hard the guy couldn't walk.

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

palkotacular

Common Acronym For Cool

Usually used to describe something retarded or dumb

Justin: I got into a fight and lost

Bob. That shits palkotacular

Justin hell yeah i got my ass beat

by Justinpalko12 July 1, 2009

palko

Little Peter (diminutive form of Peter)

Ukrainian last name
example: Mr./Mrs./Ms Palko --

by Maddy1 September 23, 2006

Palko

Verb - to Palko something.

1) To rush, hurry or half ass your way through something with blatant disregard for those around you or picking up on social ques whatsoever.

2) To completely butcher a proper name of a person, place or thing and then once corrected, not retain the new information.

He was late for the plane and only left for the airport 20 minutes before boarding - he really palkoed that.

by FrustratedEmployee June 1, 2018

palko

korning manok

putanginang manok yan! ang laki ng mata!

by yuseff February 18, 2004

Palking

Palking is one of the two lead singers of The Beakings. He was also the founder of that band.

Yiou was a singer in the local zoo,
Palking is the singer in a band.
Yiou says to Palking,"can I join you too?"
And Plaking says "oh yes for sure you can"

by hershey August 26, 2004