Palestine

Palestine is a country in the Middle East. It is currently occupied by Israel. They are currently going through a mass genocide and ethnic cleansing. Christians, Muslims and Jews used to live peacefully together until 1948, when Israel became a country. The Zionists kicked the Palestinians out of their homes and stole their land. They continue to be violent to the Palestinians and k1ll their women and children. They take children as prisoners. They have committed many war crimes such as b0mbing hospitals and schools. America funds these b0mbs. The western countries support Israel and the media claims Israel to be the victim. Many people support Palestine, including Jews! There have been many pro-Palestine protests around the world. One day, Palestine will be free

Person 1: From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!
Person 2: Thats offensive
Person 1: How!? I'm saying to free Palestine from Israeli occupation

by Icant think of a username November 19, 2023

Palestined

When someone attacks you, and you fight back, then they run and cry to everyone who would listen asking that they make you stop attacking them because they are poor and innocent. Then they go and hide behind someone else using them as a human shield.

I was dining at a full restaurant when another customer came up to me and began punching me in the face. When I stood up to fight back and defend myself, he ran away crying and telling all the other patrons that I started attacking him first. Then asks them all for help to stop me and goes and hides under a table where a family is sitting and eating their dinner. I was palestined.

by Argon Dong December 26, 2023

Palestined

Staring a fight, and then blaming the other side for starting it, using irrelevant events from a long time ago

Did you heard that

Jackie stole my boyfriend? And now she is blaming me for starting it because I stole a pen from her in frist grade. She totally Palestined me

by Your perfect girl December 26, 2023

Palestined

Acting like a fearless keyboard warrior, but the moment someone fires back, transforming into the Shakespeare of sob stories.

He was roasting everyone until I roasted him back—total Palestined moment, dude went from a tough cookie to a soggy cracker in seconds.

by ImNotAVictim December 26, 2023

Palestined

Trapped by a manipulator

I really wanted to cancel my gym membership but I was palestined by the manipulative salesperson and ended up renewing for another 2 years!

by Mohammad Hassan December 27, 2023

Palestine

Pretending to be a victim while trying to commit murder

My exwife was trying to Palestine me but the cops luckily saw through her lies.

by Delakando December 27, 2023

Palestined

When a person doesn’t take accountability for their own self-inflicted problems and shifts it to another more successful individual in order to play victim and gain sympathy from others.

Prisoner 1: What are you in for?
Prisoner 2: I killed my boss cause he was making me poor.
Prisoner 1: How was he making you poor?
Prisoner 2: He fired me for not showing up to work and complaining that it was his fault.
Prisoner 1: oh so you totally palestined it

by Heehee😂😂😂 December 27, 2023