paedangdang

the sexual organ of a male organism

i want to lick your paedangdang

by ampferny December 22, 2009

Padankle

Padankle means to pee in the shower.

I padankled.
She likes to padankle.

Who else padankles?

by coooooooooooooooooolllllllllll June 21, 2014

painanal

Paperwork and bureaucracy in general, emphasis on the ridiculous. Inappropriate use of the public services, legal system and emergency services for a 'private matter', home affairs and requires form filling and patients. You will be served with a large pile of painanal, and if your a real sadist, fucked up the arse. Only enjoyed by those who are anal and don't understand verbal communication and diplomacy.

He always leaves the seat down, puts knives in the spork draw and leaves the TV on channels 2 or 4 and hides the remote......last night he farted in his sleep so enough was enough and I called 999 for them to section him. 1 year on, I've been buried in a pile of painanal and hit for 100 k in fines. Next time I'll put ant powder in his Fanta or stick his toothbrush up my arse (but he may like that) and be karma.

by AYG delimited April 21, 2018

Paivand

Paivand is a handsome boy who is often crazy. Paivand's are smart and doesn't want them selves be in trouble but they enjoy others be in trouble. If you distract Paivand he will get mad at you. He always needs to be right. And usually does pretty weird stuff.

-OMG! Paivand is coming!!
- He is pretty weird sometimes I question my self: Is he okay?

by JimmyGhost✓®% October 24, 2018

Paiden

Paiden is a goat and is better than anyone else at basket ball. he is usually great in bed and has a big personality but a even bigger cock.

kylee:" i did this dude last night and it was SOOO big!"
me:"hmm, did you like, feel it in your head?"
kylee:"oh yeah..."*bites lip and starts rubbing pussy area on her pants
me:"huh, sounds like a paiden"
kylee:"um yea.. for sure"

by is it just me or r u really ga November 14, 2018

padanteheadass

A dude that needs to shut the fuck up

Bro you're such a padanteheadass

by "122" May 25, 2020

Padang

The spiral doorstop that protects your wall from being smashed by the handle. When you hit it it makes the sound’padannnnngggggg’

The kids kept hitting that doorstop, all I’ve heard all day is padang after Padang!

by Maya Bo November 19, 2021