paddock basher

A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal

City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?

Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?

by mr bog December 8, 2010

Padoogled

When under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.

Eastcoast prenounciation: Badoogled

I was totally padoogled last night! I took my forth shot and started talking like the godfather, giving people "offers they couldn't refuse".

by Tullihia! July 18, 2009

Padoinker

A middle-class Yorkshire slang word for the pressure regulator valve used on a pressure cooker

Excuse me, do you mind passing me the padoinker so i can put these potatoes on the boil? Many thanks.

by TuesdayWinning May 8, 2019

Paedofinder General

A character from BBC Three's Monkey Dust, an animated series of much dark ad twisted amusement.

I am the Peadofinder General and by the powers invested in me by a phone poll in the News Of The World, I declare you guilty of being a Peadofile and sentence you to death.

by Meat Safe Murderer February 7, 2005

PanDOORa's Box Syndrome

The rage and profanity you let out of your mouth when someone exits your room and closes your door to the point where it's just ALMOST closed, but it ends up staying open a crack.

I get PanDOORa's Box Syndrome when just after my mom gets in my room and "closes my door", and I have to take a break from wanking to ensure maximum security.

by Totally O' Riginal January 24, 2011

Pandora Hearts

A story written for masochists only. Consists of monthly mind rapes, constant crying and shaking either in pain, fear or anger.

Some legends say that it was a happy and lighthearted tale at first, but, unfortunately, the fans have been consumed by the horrible truth that came out to surface not long ago and was painfully shown into their faces all the time.

The writer of this mind-fuck, Mochizuki Jun (often called 'Mochijun' by the fandom), enjoys the pains that the fans clearly show and absorbs the screams of 'Why Mochijun why' that reach her, only making the said person even more evil by contrast.

Note: not recommended for mentally unstable or those who do not wish to become such.

Person 1: OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN MY MIND IS NOT READY WHY MOCHIJUN WHY YOU DAMNED TROLL WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US!?!??!
Person 2: What's up with him/her?
Person 3: Oh, it looks like the new Pandora Hearts chapter came out.

by consoling-thistle November 8, 2012

padoodinum

Alternative name for the pingush!, generally used as a euphemism between or around religious or just old fashioned folks to prevent them from getting outraged.

"Get over here, Maggie, Oy wants ta stuff me padoodinum inta yer fanungulator!"

by Hellzapoppin' November 26, 2018