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padiddle

Upon the spotting of the car with a single headlight, the unwary person must kiss the perceptive person.
"Padiddle!, now pucker up"!
by Brenn June 4, 2004
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a car with a burnt light
look at the pididdle passing by
by Kysha November 14, 2003
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padiddle

game played in the car while driving/riding with friends.

version one for younger crowd (more often a same-sex group): first person who spots a vehicle with a headlight out gets to punch the other in the arm as hard as they want.

version two for older mixed sex groups and couples: same as above but person who spots the missing headlight gets to kiss the person of their choice.

so it can be both a "fun" game and a date game.
girl: (sees car with headlight missing) "padiddle!"
turns to guy and says "pucker up..."
(ensuing accident covered by insurance, blamed on missing headlight. injuries to tongues also covered by auto insurance, but only if injured while car was moving.)
by njmartian October 31, 2006
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PiddleDo

Everyone wants Caleb's piddledo.
by Ali April 1, 2005
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padidle

A closet homosexual with one real eye and one glass eye. They will usually have dwarf like body features and smell like sour milk. They are known to use internet businesses as a source of income because they are to freakish to work in public.
Hey, padidle when I see you I'm gonna pop your eye out and skull-fuck you until your ears bleed you smelly little freak!
by hotcarl66 May 4, 2005
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Since the basis of the term is from an old car game that involves the first person yelling out PADIDDLE when they see it car with only one headlight lit, this become a VERY rude way to describe a person with only one eye.
This guy looked like Sammy Davis Jr. I couldn't tell whether the friggin' padiddle was looking at me or not??
by Hyde43 July 20, 2008
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Padaddle

When sexing a girl by sticking a testicle in her vagina, and simultaneously ejaculating all over her stomach.
MURF: Yo did u padaddle that bitch?!
Bro: Hell yea nigg!
by Campfire Boys February 25, 2009
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