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by LeyBee July 27, 2017
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Facebook patient

Someone who uses Facebook as a thinly-disguised substitute for actual psychotherapy.
Heather's posts centered around her anxieties, her phobias, her delusional self-image - photos of herself taken today, taken ten years ago, taken when she was born - complimenting herself in a variety of ways, and her friends obliged, from empathy, 'liking', 'sharing', telling her how beautiful she still was, knowing she was a Facebook patient.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020
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Pacience

A Pacience is a friend to multiple but is mindful at times. She is focused on the future ahead. And then there are times when she is evil. She knows how to keep a straight face. And is very double minded.
Person: are you friends with Pacience?

You: yes even though she takes my seat at lunch we are still friends.

Pacience: what did you say??

Both: nothing

Pacience:ok then
by You are hidden October 4, 2016
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medical patient

A "recreational" stoner who was able to acquire a medical marijuana recommendation by using the excuse of having some BS medical condition. The medical marijuana industry is made up of approximately 99% of these recreational users. They have also become the main connect for those who cannot acquire a medical marijuana recommendation.
Me: Yo, Javi. Bust out the bowlios.

Javi: If you are down to buy, I'm down to fly!

Me: For sure. Who's got bud?

Javi: I got the medical card now for a year cause I said the pain on my knee was too much, so I'm a medical patient now!

Me: Fuck it, let's go to the Fire Station.

Javi: I'll hit up Willy.

Me: Nah, too many lungs.....
by Alvarex March 25, 2011
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Patientology

1. The act or mindset of being a patient, an experiment, or a victim.

2. The belief that justice and karma are served in the end. Those destined to succeed will do so with patience. Positive people have a positive fate.

3. A theology similar to fatalism, in which all things are more or less predetermined, but we are free to change the path we are on. A religion in which worry is futile. Draws philisophical elements from several sources, most notably Murphy's Law, Roman Catholicism, Fatalism, Transcendentalism, and the Clockwork Theory.
by Conceited As Hell July 21, 2003
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Palient

The name of a person that is the main character of an amazing, psychedelic dream. This dream, although completely random, will cause the dreamer to have the strongest yearning to write a book that a human being could ever feel. He also changes colors to what his mood is.
OMG Palient was in my dream last night, and now I want to right a book.

I wonder what mood Palient will be in tonight.
by Palient November 28, 2010
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patiently

“wait patiently”- mom
what’s that mean”-son
calm your tits and shut up”-mom
by uh oh spaghetti o’s December 7, 2021
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