Painful to read

A book (usually given to a student by a teacher) which makes one want to:
a) fall asleep
b) jump off a cliff
c) fail the class just so he doesn't have to read the book
d) go back in time to find/find in the present the author that ruined their life and permanently damage them.

NOOOOOOO! It's painful to read! throw it away!

by manatee dog April 18, 2011

panflute

1) ancient music instrument that consists of usually ten or more stopped pipes of different (mostly escalating) lengths.

2) less commonly the base of a flowchart on toothpaste for dinner. simply put, you don't need one.

do you need one / no you don't / no panflute.

by davidg May 25, 2006

Painfail

A person who has a low pain threshold and whines about pain, they also force the blame onto their friends.

Painfail also describes someone or something failing so bad that it is hard to watch.

A: Look at him, it's disgusting, it's just a bruise.
B: It's painfail, he needs to main up.

A: Wow, that's painfail to watch.
B: Why is his arm bent like ... oh, ouch.

by Jaxonxx September 30, 2009

painful

May be used as well to express exertion.

On a painful day it occurs that I am punished hard by a person that is pushing his elbow into my penis while entering the plane.

by melmo999 July 20, 2008

painful orgasm

when your getting an orgasm but those screams of pleasure? yeah thats intense pain. it usually has something to do with rippage. so be careful and go easy.

my vagina is loose because of the rippage from that painful orgasm. ow!

by i am chuck norris. i know all. February 15, 2009

panflakes

Pancakes covered in Frosted Flakes. Adds a wonderful crunch to the mix.

Mom, give me some panflakes!

by Philip George September 20, 2005

Painful Mary

When you shoot your girlfriends tits off with a shotgun.

My girlfriend was gonna get breast reduction surgery so I gave her a Painful Mary.

by The Bundy May 20, 2008