ass pyro

The act of lighting anal hairs on fire

Jimmy the ass pyro lit his anal hair on fire

by Jonathon Edward April 25, 2008

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Pyro-Fart

It happens after you eat to much spicy food, and it causes you to fart in a burning matter as if someone shoved a blow torch in your ass.

Husband: Thank you hun, That was the best spicy enchiladas ever.

Wife: You're welcome *Smiles*

Husband: *smiles back and Farts* CHRIST!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME?!!!

Wife: Are you O.K.?

Husband: that was the worse pyro-fart ever, My ass is still on fire.

by BrooklynsTyrant April 20, 2009

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pyro pubes

Anyone who has natural orange hair and pubes.

Eric: Did you see that kid with the orange hair and pubes?
Dan: Ya, he's such a pyro pubes.

by flame on May 12, 2007

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pyro booty

a flaming hot ass. so hot you just want to take a fire extinguisher and spray foam all over it. Alternately its a foursome including a gibberish speaking chinese man.

did you see that pyro booty? If the fire truck wasn't here I'd drop my pants and extinguish it now!

by mysteryguitarman August 15, 2009

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pyro-emo

Emo person who uses fire to threaten themselves and others.

some examples of an over-typical pyro-emo

I'm gonna light myself on fire instead of cutting myself because it hurts more.

I'm gonna light you on fire because you're being mean to me and making me angry and depressed.

by Blazer Mario June 13, 2007

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