"A close-minded, self centered social club, its just a meaningles fad. A bunch of chickenshit conformists."
Puchase college is a bunch of Yippies that think its cool to be artist. Purchase college equals TRENDY ART FAGS. DESECRATION OF ART.
by purchase college student voice April 18, 2008

When a person uses their parents money to buy something unnecessary without telling them and selling it to them
by J-chizzy January 12, 2023

by Fuck2013 January 13, 2021

When a man enters his balls into a woman's vagina, one ball at a time and switching ball sides until orgasm. Can take a long time to do.
by EddieVentura July 28, 2016

Taylor: "Jeez Jason, I don't know how to make my resume sound option"
Jason: "Just say you helped customers by presenting them with viable purchasing options."
Jason: "Just say you helped customers by presenting them with viable purchasing options."
by phunk master flex June 13, 2012

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

you are holding more than $5,000 which can be stolen by other players. visit an atm to 'bank' your cash and keep it safe. you can use 'banked' cash for most legitimate purchases.
by the cooler penguin27 June 7, 2022
