Goat prostitute

A prostitute who has a beard

Matt: Did you see that one prostitute?
Bill: You mean the goat one?
Matt: Yeah, she was one goat prostitute.

by Blake Chastain December 30, 2008

shame prostitute

a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.

similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.

shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.

Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.

by sheepmeeper January 9, 2012

watery prostitute

A mad lady who likes to have sex in water or with trees in the winter . Better watch out for these, might get harassed.

“That Jess is such a watery prostitute” said Tamzin

by 69ordoggystyle December 4, 2018

Elbow deep prostate

Prostatic massage, also known simply as prostate massage, is a procedure in which a finger is inserted into the rectum to stimulate the prostate gland. The goal is to release excess seminal fluid (the fluid that mixes with sperm to create semen) from the ducts of the prostate gland.massage

Hey would you like to be milked elbow deep prostate massage

by Heidi007247 October 17, 2020

Pro bono prostitute

A prostitute who has sex for free

My mom is a pro bono prostitute.

by Monica Lewinsky October 8, 2003

prostate

the centre of all joy in a man's body

suddenly, he found his prostate, and all was right with the world

by Mike February 8, 2004

prostatot

Pre-teen girls that dress like whores (aka prostatutes).

That 12 year old in the skirt and fuck me boots is a fucking prostatot.

by r to the ob March 26, 2004