Most “Prosper Moms” blindly trust the indoctrination of their children by the school system while they get their hair extensions and lip filler to stay the elite mom in their swings group so their husband will still find them the most attractive. You must drive a black, white, or silver SUV, have teal pots for your outdoor plants, and have purchased your blue check mark on Facebook and Instagram. They pass their insecurities down to their children in the form of social climbing and exclusivity. They buy their adolescent and teenage daughters designer shoes and handbags as a way to elevate them above the other kids their age all while socially engineering their friendships and relationships based on neighborhoods, parents and extracurricular activities.
by Your mom 75 October 12, 2023
Prosper Idoroba was a loved one in his tribe in Africa. Back in the 1800’s his relatives were cotton pickers and he is very proud that they worker hard. As of now prosper had decided to wear only cotton material clothing to show his appreciation for his relatives hard work
Guy 1 : Look at that guy over there he is only wearing clothes made out of cotton and it’s summer. Guy 2 : Yes that guy over there is a Prosper Idoroba
by FreakyLoverBoy July 15, 2018
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2023
Majority of “Prosper Dads” fully belive their son is getting a full ride football scholarship to a D1 school, has started their middle schooler on performance enhancing “vitamins” and considers it a compliment when their town is used as a derogatory adjective to describe their imprudent financial decisions (ie: “That’s very Prosper of them). They are so involved with their son’s sports career, that they choose not to question the validity of their wife’s new career path as a social media influencer as long as she’s busy and not bothering him.
That prosper dad
by Your mom 75 October 12, 2023
Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓
Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓
Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band
by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022