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prisontation

A long boring work presentation one is forced to watch without the hope of getting up and walking out. Usually involves PowerPoint and bullets and low-res charts.
John, at corporate, is making his PowerPoint prisontation mandatory for all team members.
by manfun October 23, 2012
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Village Green Preservation Society

The Kinks are the village green preservation society.
This phrase is derived from an album called

"The Kinks are The Village Green Preservation Society," released by The Kinks in 1968. It was uniquely out-of-step with its time. Everyone else was singing about rippling rainbows and purple trees, Ray Davies was singing about a happy England which never really existed in the glory in which he paints it, but which could if everybody listened to this album!

God Bless the Village Green and God Save The Kinks!
The Village Green Preservation Society:
"We are the office block persecution affinity,
God save little shops, china cups and virginity."

Village Green:
"Out in the country, far from all the soot and noise of the city,
there's a village green.
It's been a long time, since I last set eyes on the church with the steeple, down by the village green.
It was there I met a girl called Daisy, and kissed her by the old oak tree."
by ray davies is wise May 23, 2011
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pretensation

the act of selling or introducing oneself in a very (false) advertising manner. From the words "presentation" and "pretense".
Their mega-syllabic wordings and obstinate attitude are nothing but means of pretensation.
by Understood December 12, 2009
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Presentating

A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting"
Me: Hey, you presenting today?

Illiterate Moron: Yah mon, im presentating.
by BuD_WeiS_eR October 22, 2003
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prisontation

When an individual is forced by a governing authority to perform or attend a presentation against their will.
No I can't meet you for golf this afternoon, my boss has scheduled a 3 o'clock prisontation.
by NateDaDogg January 3, 2011
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resentation

A presentation that you really hate working on, usually in powerpoint.
Tarek would have liked nothing more than to stay in the pub all afternoon, however he was forced to go back to the office to work on the dreaded 900 slide client resentation for Friday.
by Clarebear81 May 17, 2011
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Preservation-fucked

When your community saves so much water/electricity, that your water/electricity company has to raise its prices for usage, so then going back to using water/electricity more laid back will become a bad idea.
"Why is water becoming more expensive for the city now?"

"Oh, cause last year I tried really hard to encourage everyone to save water in several different ways. I guess more people acted than expected."

"Well thanks to you, the WHOLE city is preservation-fucked!"
by saveRplanet April 8, 2010
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