Skip to main content

pooble

A small, pebble sized piece of poo. This problem typically occurs while traveling. For some reason the body alters the crap factory and wants to save the really satisfying dumps for home.
You okay?

Man, I felt like I had to crap but all I could drop were a few lousy poobles. I'm totally plugged.
by vrknoise January 19, 2009
mugGet the pooble mug.

i pooted

to fart/pass gas, in the past tense.
have also heard it for synonym for poo, but I believe the meaning is to pass wind.
as Cheese says "Dudes, I pooted" all around are somewhat disgusted by the stench.
by Oz1 August 8, 2007
mugGet the i pooted mug.

poogle

verb. to use a mobile device to browse the web while evacuating one's bowels
When I went to the bathroom, I brought my iPhone so I could poogle some information about area restaurants.
by douglasb October 23, 2007
mugGet the poogle mug.

Hairy Pooter

What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert

See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.
Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.

I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.
by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006
mugGet the Hairy Pooter mug.

Pooterdick

When you have a physically unsettling feeling because of being sick, having a hang over, or from not getting enough sleep.
Kevin just ate too much chinese food and now he feels like pooterdick.

Liz came home at 6am from partying too much and she looks like pooterdick.
by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010
mugGet the Pooterdick mug.

pootermobile

Little cars that members of Five Iron Frenzy lit on fire and drove around. They may or may not be made of legos. "Pootermobile" also tells of a very important part of Reese Roper's life.
Dah Dah Dahhhhh Dah Dah....

....pootermobile

::wild cheers::
by BKS April 21, 2004
mugGet the pootermobile mug.

pootlegs

when someone farts on a bus, train, subway etc and you have to inhale the fumes. the person that farts has pootlegs
Hey dude, you have pootlegs.
by squirtmouth February 28, 2015
mugGet the pootlegs mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email