spicy poobers

A spicy poober is when you eat a very spicy food and you take a shit that burns the fuck out of your ass crack and your ass hairs when you shit

Justin Bieber took a spicy poobers after eating a dozen jalapeños.

by Spicypoobers July 12, 2016

cooter pooter

An expulsion of vaginal gas. See queef.

Well, it was my first time, and I couldn't figure out where the clit was, and suddenly she lets out this cooter pooter and I'm like, "Whoa, what the hell was that?" It was crazy, man.

by cpoc February 18, 2004

hanging posters

Usually used (by males) as a slang term to let one know that you're planning on masturbating. This comes from the knowledge that semen is of a sticky, glue-like consitancy, and would be perfect for, well; hanging posters.

Sal: "Hey, Jerry, you wanna hang out? Maybe get some lunch?"
Jerry: "Sure, but I just got a look down your mom's blouse and I really feel like hanging posters. I'll call you when I'm finished".
Sal: "Yeah, I know the feeling. I think I'll go hang some posters as well".

by Babies September 13, 2008

Pooter

You're all wrong. Pooter is not the definition for pussy, it is the definition for an asshole. if poot means to fart, then the pooter is the thing that creats the poot.

" the girls pooter smelt like dog shit while i was fucking her last night"

"did you just poot?"

by meatmusket46 July 21, 2009

pooter punt

kicking of the vagina in the same manner you would punt a football, very painful, can be used to make a point, revenge, or birth control,

WARNING: There is a very good chance if you pooter punt your girlfriend she will never have sex with you ever again.....so pooter punt responsibly!

Man your old lady is being such a cunt i'm two seconds from pooter punting her!!

by 11shooter July 25, 2010

Pottersdale

Pottersdale is located in central Pennsylvania. It's a small town with a larger bear population than people. This town is known for legalized inbreeding. Many people who live in this area travel long distances for any means of income. This town has many camps and people that think that State College, PA is New York City.

Let's do it Pottersdale style, kin required.

by Butler's January 2, 2011

porters ass pics

An average broad with a small, petite, ass, but it appears larger in photos.

Person A: Bella, I'm horny... Can I have Porters ass pics?
Person B: No go ask her yourself.

by dixxx enourmous September 1, 2019