poonis

A penis sitting in, or placed next to, fecal matter.

"Crikey Gerald, you got yourself a mighty fine poonis there!"

by Darrel Summers November 7, 2007

Poonis

a mix between two items, a dick or penis and a poo. together they make a poo-nis, get it? good. it has many disriptions: a piece of poo shaped like a penis, when you have runny poo, when you poo on your boner, a word to replace stuff and a burn.

u: look in the toilet
guy: holy crap! thats a large penis shaped poo!
u: its a poonis!

u: uhg!!!!!!
toilet: (splatter splatter)
u: ew a poonis its all runny

u: what a hot babe
your penis: (sproing)
u: oh shit I pooed on my boner, a poonis has occured

zac: oh no i dropped my jewish hat, can you pick it up?
u: what your jewish poonis?

matt: you suck
U: go die in a hole with poonis' in it

by The Random guy April 25, 2006

Poonis

Used to describe a penis that has been pooped on or dipped in poop.

David pooped on maguires Penis while they were having sex and maguire had a poonis

by Chunky poop lover November 4, 2019

Poonis

Pussy+penis the ultimate insult

Sara: ugh Kyle is such a poonis

Chad: i know right, just man up pussy

by Connardinkley May 13, 2020

Poonis

The act of dipping your penis into a steaming pile of poop.

Jessica: “The sex wasn’t going anywhere until he whipped out his poonis.”

by CpSkeletor May 25, 2020

Poonis

the opposite of penis

"Is your poonis on fire?"

by Kris fuckskey October 30, 2002

Poonis

(noun) The word for a distended stomach or belly the result of over eating.

"I've just eaten a huge Lasagne, look at the size of my poonis"

by Duvet McTiny McTavish May 23, 2003