poobate

The act of using your own feces as lubrication to masterbate.

Sheila used her scat to lube up her fingers to poobate her vagina.

by b14ze February 15, 2009

poobah

A woman, esp. a promiscuous woman or 'ho'

That poobah wasn't worth the dog-whistle you gave her.

by Frankie S. April 29, 2005

Poobat

A very lazily awesomely immature person and only one person can fit it.
or when a flying bat like thing, is covered in poo.
It will appear as a flying turd with wings,
And researchers think that that's what it is. A flying turd with bat wings.

HOLY SNAP?! Was that a Poobat?!

This guy I know.
Hes a total poobat/ shitbat.

by vladimere September 30, 2008

poobah

1. diabolical leader conspiring against the U.S.
2. water buffalo hat

1. The grand Poobah will prevail! The Poobah will conquer all!
2. The viking horns on that poobah hat are sick!

by Sim_1 December 30, 2007

Poobah

Word meaning anything; stupid; something you call your friends to joke around. Random word me and my friend Jack use alot.

Me: Hey Jack!
Jack: What?
Me: Poobah.

by Poobah101 May 14, 2011

Grand Pooba

Someone who has obtained Champion status in rocket league and now thinks they are cooler than everyone else

"I am now a champion in rocket league! Bow down to your Grand Pooba"

by GrandPooba69 March 24, 2019

Lord High Poobah of Awesome

A made up person/creature

Santa, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, Lord High Poobah of Awesome

by Door Mouse October 25, 2011