Pilking

The act of inflating your skin flute, or skin hose, with a toothpick covered in oil

I cannot wait to do some pilking with my buddy Kyle!

by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023

pilk dog

Another word for Pink Floyd.
It was made by a guy who was trippin on acid and tried to tell somebody to put some pink floyd music in.

Do you want to listen to some pilk dog?

by Woodstock June 17, 2004

Pilk

Everything and anything, and yet it can be nothing. It's the air we breathe, the salt in the ocean, the spokes of a bike tire, everything, everything you can possibly imagine, is Pilk.

Guy 1: "awh dude i just caught a sick wave but got all the salt water in my mouth"
Guy 2: "you mean Pilk water"
Guy 1: "what? Pilk water?"
Guy 2: "yeah Pilk, it's in everything, it is everything"
Guy 1: " Wow! i never looked at it that way! everything is Pilk!
im gonna go surf on some gnarly Pilk water!"

by Baby Farx Mageezax January 2, 2011

PILK

Person I'd Like to Kill

This dude's a PILK

by Le Dodu June 5, 2011

pilko

A girl who is rightful to all the world. Who shall sit on a throne next to a Demon.

Oh you're a Miss Pilko aren't you.

by Krobe November 25, 2007

Pilking

The act of taking a self shot picture... of yourself... in an environment with a face of displeasure/Sadness.

the name "Pilking" comes from the name "Karl Pilkington" made famous by the show "An Idiot Abroad"

a show in which he commonly shows displeasure in his adventures around the globe.

You: "Here's a picture of me Pilking in front of the Statue of Liberty"

by Benarmy August 27, 2012

Pilk

pussy milk. a delightful beverage that comes from the female genitalia

Jesus all up in this pilk every night

by bigdaddynat1234567 May 1, 2021