ping

According to a poster in cs_office:

"The source of your inadequacies since 1979."

My ping is real high, I can't play any net games cuz my ISP is real slow and doesn't have any bandwidth.

by PeaTearGriffin June 21, 2006

PING

The universal sound for doing something you're not supposed to be doing

You're buying a wedding ring and you tell your gf that you're playing golf so your friends make golf sounds in the backgroung... PING!

by Kramedome August 6, 2009

ping

In Magic: The Gathering, the act of using a creature's ability to inflict one point of damage.

I'll ping the taunting elf for one to kill it.

by Anonymous June 9, 2004

Ping

A phrase used by many 16 year olds around the country, particularly by E.P.H.S students to describe one's ability to run fast.

Elliot: How did you get here so fast? We were walking and it took us 20 mins.
Connor: I was just pinging the whole way here on my bike, took 5 mins.

by PING4LIFE. October 15, 2010

ping

The noise created by ovulation triggered by thoughts of an attractive man

*PING* (when thinking about Derren Brown)

by Likkle April 3, 2004

ping

see pong

by god January 31, 2003

ping

When nipples are hard and show through your clothes. Also known as 'tweaked.'

I'm cold right now, so I'm ping.

by Riella DeCharten November 28, 2003