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Sweaty Perez

1. Thrusting the penis between the sweaty buttock, eventually ejaculating upon the small of the back (similar to a titty fuck, but you get the difference).

2. Non-penetrative buttsecks.
Rob: Did you titty-fuck her?
Eduardo: No, it was a him. I gave him the ole' Sweaty Perez.
by jstencil February 6, 2009
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Perez Punch

To hit someone in the side of the head after they talk shit about you. This is not a true punch because you know the little bitch wouldn't be able to handle it...it's more of a friendly reminder (courtesy of your fist) that you shouldn't provoke people...especially when you're a fat, disgusting, talentless blogger.
After the fat guy yelled obscenities at Will and his girlfriend, Tony gave him a good, hard Perez Punch to smarten him up.
by Albino_Cracker July 6, 2009
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perepihnutsya

We rented a swimming pool, but not to bathe in it, but to simply perepihnutsya.
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peretore

To investigate existing field trouble in the electric distribution industry, but reporting that none exists.
Man, you really peretored that job.
by Chunkenstein February 19, 2013
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Yotam Perel

The creator of the nameless series and many other flash animations on popular websites such as youtube, albinoblacksheep, and newgrounds
guy 1: who's Yotam Perel?
guy 2: THE CREATOR OF NAMELESS!
guy 1: stfu! really?
*HIGH FIVE!*
by mmm3 November 16, 2009
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Perew

A largely shaped jewish man with metro sexual tendencies that could clog an ocean with the amount of hair on his back. He is extremely knowingly and likes to fucking rage. He enjoys driving way too fast and blasting obnoxious techno jams not to mention his amazing taste for cigars. He could eat 9 sushi rolls, and still be hungry. His sarcasm is about as funny as his ridiculously preppy pants that he rocks on a daily basis. He hates black people.
If your itunes and my itunes had sex they'd have the most beautiful perews
by That guy7877777 November 12, 2010
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Perez Hilton

The largest celebrity whore on the planet. Often seen giving blowjobs at truckstops.
Man that girl I was with last night was like Perez Hilton!
by JxDx May 1, 2011
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