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Peniaphobia

I cant sit at home and do nothing all day. I have peniaphobia!
by $ecure The Bag August 29, 2018
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Penile degloving

Two words that you never want to be seen used together. Ever.
I fear no man
but that thing (penile degloving)
it scares me....
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penicular

having the shape of a penis.
Josh:Your head is so penicular
Kevin: Thanks!
by Allie Steele October 17, 2006
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Penile Injunction

A formal command or mandate which requires the recipient to stop acting in a certain way. A Penile Injunction is usually served when someone is particularly annoying during a social situation.
Oli: Look at that group of Chikitie over there by the bus stop, I am going to try and get involved.

Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.

Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.

Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction

Oli: Dont do that you twat

Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.
by Mot241 June 25, 2009
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penibanez

Cheap penis-shaped imitation of an Ibanez guitar.
He plays on a Penibanez, while it is true indeed that his amplificator is a Masturbarshall.
by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009
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Jewish penicillin

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.
Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".
by pentozali January 14, 2006
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penile colony

A place where straight male prisoners who have committed particularly heinous crimes are sent -- typical penile colonies are on distant islands and are primarily inhabited by F47707s who have also committed particularly heinous crimes.

The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.
Hey, didjya hear that Bernie in New Seattle hosed down all of those schoolchildren and got sentenced to life in a penile colony?
by Telephony June 29, 2013
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