a nhl hockey team that always takes up the first couple picks in the draft by sucking terribly during the season. have great potential in sidney crosby, evgeni malkin, and jordan staal and could possibly one of the best hockey teams in a few years or so.
by clint bauer June 30, 2006
Get the pittsburgh penguins mug.A Hockey team that was awesome while Mario Lemieux played for them. Now they have Sidney Crosby who while a good player has the NHL and a bunch of new hockey faggots all over his dick. Even without Sidney Crosby the Penguins are a good, young team.
Simply put they are over shadowed as a whole by that wanker Crosby.
Simply put they are over shadowed as a whole by that wanker Crosby.
Hockey fan: Hey, you like the Pittsburgh Penguins?
Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!
Hockey fan: Yeah, but what about the other players? Like Evgeni Malkin?
Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!
Hockey fan: You're a faggot.
Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!
Hockey fan: Yeah, but what about the other players? Like Evgeni Malkin?
Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!
Hockey fan: You're a faggot.
by bloodredrage February 28, 2011
Get the Pittsburgh Penguins mug.The march of the drunk penguins traditionally occurs on saturday and sunday mornings in college dining halls around the world. It occurs when hung over college girls- fresh off getting their asses pounded the night before at a fraternity house-scavenge for food. The late night ass poundings were so severe that the girls limp while walking in the cafeteria line, much like antarctic penguins.
Paul: Hey man, what do you wanna do this weekend?
Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!
Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!
by Ptheillone January 29, 2009
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Get the Sicko mode of penguins mug.Aunt Arctic Pizza is a secret society of penguin who dress in pizzas, a pink beanie and glasses. They all are green and will not accept any other color penguins because they are racist little jerks. Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins, (Or AAPP) go around in costume spamming words and stealing puffles to eat after a hard day of raiding. Their weaknesses include the ban hammer, orange puffles, Penguins from the parlor, and mad pizza chiefs with an appetite. If you are faced with an Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguin, smile cause your probably on CherryCheese's video.
by CherryCheese November 23, 2019
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are not sad
because if they were sad
they wouldn’t be happy,
and if they weren’t happy
they would be sad
but they aren’t sad because their happy
are not sad
because if they were sad
they wouldn’t be happy,
and if they weren’t happy
they would be sad
but they aren’t sad because their happy
by happy__penguins July 30, 2019
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