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broken pencil sharpener

when someone breaks a pencil sharpener to get the blade so they can.... uh..... self harm-ony
by lizzy44 November 2, 2020
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Pick up your pencil

When a perverted teacher looks at a girl's ass (or performs any other pervy actions) this is said (usually shouted) as a warning to the student or to mock or make fun of the teacher
"Oh no he's coming Pick up your pencil!"

"Lmao did you see Mr.Smith today he was totally looking at her she shouldn't have picked up her pencil"
by Pickupthatpencil January 8, 2020
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Penciltration

The act of slipping an object such as a pen or pencil in one's nose or ear as if no one else would notice. This is sometimes followed by smelling it or putting it in ones mouth.
Paul: "Did you see Stephen slip that pen up his nose during our 10:00 meeting? Talk about input."

Jimmy: "That was the deepest penciltration I've ever seen."
by Horshack April 8, 2010
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Pencil

1. Male that comes into chat as *number.number inches* and loves all the ladies. He's also known to only say 1 or 2 words to most of them before trying to get them in bed and bang them!

2. He's also a sweet guy who doesn't always think with his pencil! Takes the time to chill out and breathe and help you with your problems rather it's about sex or not!
Pencil: :o Heyy!!
Lady 1: Hello.
Lady 2: Hey Pencil..
Pencil: Okay, Now let's have sex.


*What happens in the PC stays in the PC..*
by This is bullshit! January 16, 2009
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Pencil

A dude that goes into a chat under
*number.numer*inches and loves all the ladies. He's only known to say 1 or 2 words to them before trying to jump them in bed and bang them!

On other hand he does take time to chill and breathe while helping others rather their problem is about sex or not! ;) haha. This is lame I know!
Pencil: Hi.
Lady 1: Hello!
Lady 2: Heyy!
Pencil: Ok, Now let's have sex.
by This Is Bullshit. January 15, 2009
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I'll pencil you in

This is what a person says when he is making a tentative appointment.

"I'll Pencil" (because the appointment can be erased) "you in" (to my schedule book).
Ozzy: Hey, can I come up to your big fancy office and make fun of you?
Boohiss: Er. I'm kinda busy this week. Tell you what, I'll pencil you in for 4:30 on Thursday.
by boohiss May 20, 2004
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Pencil Eraser Nipples

Perfectly cylindrical tips, roughly the size and color of their namesake.
Her pencil eraser nipples looked like the end of a No. 2 pencil.
by deftonepiper October 28, 2008
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