Cougar pelt

When laying pipe on an older woman, you then pull out a piece of duct tape and lay it on her bush then proceed to rip it off or shave it and admire the thickness of the cougars pelt

Hey jon want to see my cougar pelt collection?

by captainhook105 November 17, 2017

Matthew Van Pelt

The type of guy that will rock your world and has the best personality and looks out of everyone he knows. Usually knows a Tyler Wilson or chink that gets made fun of constant

Man is that Matthew Van Pelt he makes me extremely hard

by Poopycock December 30, 2019

Van Pelt

When a girl pulls the rug out from under a guy, the way Lucy used to do with Charlie Brown

Joe: "do you love me?"
Jill: "of course i do"
Joe: "that makes me feel great!"
Jill: "LOL, just kidding"
Joe: "damn! Van Pelted again!"

by dirk whitesocks March 16, 2009

Thunder Bay Beaver Pelt

Typically hairy in nature, the Thunder Bay Beaver Pelt is traditional dress for women in the genital region. Warm moist and inviting during the long cold winters, the beaver pelt is a wonder place to find refuge and sexual pleasure the likes not seen in places to the south.

I was in Thunder Bay and thoroughly enjoyed my time spent in the delicious Thunder Bay beaver pelt of the locals.

by SEABISCUIT797 July 31, 2018

Boura Pelt

A slang term referring to hair upon the genitals.

An item in the old-school MMO "Ultima Online", used by the "imbuing" skill to make weapons and armor.

"Wow! You should shave that boura pelt!"

"I need 10 boura pelts to make this armor suit."

by HealieTheLlama September 5, 2011

snaring pelt

bacially snaring pelt can be as easy as a vacation down the shore with the boys...looking for some shore whores and fucking them silly

mom: hey son what you do all weekend?
Me: well mom i was snaring pelt like it was going out of style and i managed to not even get any VD's

by Jonny Mik June 2, 2008

Van Pelt

A Van Pelt,F is a 5 year low pay scale know it all,when it comes down to Van pelt,F the nessessary of running his mouth with no action or no knowledge of what he is talking about is expected from such a person. i mean in some cases one might think the baby was theres when one had no baby to begin with,a fool a burburing idiot one might add.Van Pelts tend to cross with other Van Pelts becuase of the nature of them not beeing able to find another human beeing capable of putting up with their stories that never existed, or how many times they been cheated on or even their sexual behavior or lack of.you might find a Van Pelt in the Great North West or in the Hawaiian paradise

That guy is acting like a Van Pelt,F

by theman169 April 3, 2010