Co-parent means that there is another parent in the child's life even if both parents are not a couple and not living together. This is not a single parent who has the child 7 days a week and has no other parent in the child's life.
She calls herself a single Mom but her ex-husband has their son every second week. She is actually a co-parent.
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Trying hard to fit in with your kids, but failing miserably. Derived from Rocket League when parents play the game with their kids, but can't get their car off the ceiling as heard on What's That Word Podcast.
Teen 1: My mom got her 'mom' jeans out thinking she could fit in with us.
Teen 2: That is some serious stuck-on-the-ceiling parenting.
Teen 2: That is some serious stuck-on-the-ceiling parenting.
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Person B: Dude WTF I feel so bad for you having no privacy is the worst thing on earth
Person B: Dude WTF I feel so bad for you having no privacy is the worst thing on earth
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guy 1: Dude, how did we get busted? That party spot was foolproof!
guy 2: It was Jake. His mom's a total patriot act parent, and she stole his phone and read through his texts.
guy 2: It was Jake. His mom's a total patriot act parent, and she stole his phone and read through his texts.
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Get the Patriot Act Parent mug.Very, Very, Strict and mean parents. They force you to have perfect grades, they punish you if you got lower than an A- on a test. i never had them but my friend who is asian did and i know from going over his house that they are very strict.
Real Conversation between my friend and his parents. When I was going into middle school you could either get into 7th math, 7th advanced math, be with the 8th graders in regular math, be with the advanced 8th graders, or be with the highschoolers, average kids got into 7th grade math, smart kids, got into 7th advanced, very smart kids got into 8th, super smart kids got into 8th advanced, and geniuses got into highschool algebra below is a real conversation between my indian friend and his parents
rasheed(Friend): ( Walks into house to see his mom upset with him and yelling at him)
Rasheed: Mom why are you so upset?
Mom: You didnt make it into highschool math
Rasheed: So thats really hard to get into most kids don't even make it into 8th grade regular math
Mom: Don't talk back Mr. You go to your room this instant
Rasheed: But what did I make it into?
Mom: You made it into 8th grade advnced which isn't good enough
Rasheed: if you ask me or anyone else that is very good to make it into advanced 8th going into 7th grade
Mom: (Bitch slaps Rasheed)
Rasheed: What was that for
Mom: Don't question me now go to your room or you'll get this again and tell Jeff to go home you should be studying now
Rasheed: Dude I'm fucked your so lucky your white well you have to go bye you don't wanna witness this.
Now you know it sucks to have asian parents
rasheed(Friend): ( Walks into house to see his mom upset with him and yelling at him)
Rasheed: Mom why are you so upset?
Mom: You didnt make it into highschool math
Rasheed: So thats really hard to get into most kids don't even make it into 8th grade regular math
Mom: Don't talk back Mr. You go to your room this instant
Rasheed: But what did I make it into?
Mom: You made it into 8th grade advnced which isn't good enough
Rasheed: if you ask me or anyone else that is very good to make it into advanced 8th going into 7th grade
Mom: (Bitch slaps Rasheed)
Rasheed: What was that for
Mom: Don't question me now go to your room or you'll get this again and tell Jeff to go home you should be studying now
Rasheed: Dude I'm fucked your so lucky your white well you have to go bye you don't wanna witness this.
Now you know it sucks to have asian parents
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1) They gave birth to you, so:
They can control anything you do (Going out with friends, eating, etc.) They can also choose what you can watch or listen too.
2) If you get a call from the principal or the teacher sends an e-mail, you will be
A)grounded
B)Stopped from using electronics
3)Expect super high grades.
4)More than 1 hour of electronics on weekends? You’re getting grounded.
5)You have to make up so many excuses just to leave the house on a weekend by yourself.
6)Extra cheap, only buys the bare minimum. You have to buy everything else using the pennies you found on the floor.
7)They will multiply anything bad your teacher said by 10, and divide anything good your teacher says by 10.
8)Super racist, thinks blacks and latinos don’t study and are stupid.
1) They gave birth to you, so:
They can control anything you do (Going out with friends, eating, etc.) They can also choose what you can watch or listen too.
2) If you get a call from the principal or the teacher sends an e-mail, you will be
A)grounded
B)Stopped from using electronics
3)Expect super high grades.
4)More than 1 hour of electronics on weekends? You’re getting grounded.
5)You have to make up so many excuses just to leave the house on a weekend by yourself.
6)Extra cheap, only buys the bare minimum. You have to buy everything else using the pennies you found on the floor.
7)They will multiply anything bad your teacher said by 10, and divide anything good your teacher says by 10.
8)Super racist, thinks blacks and latinos don’t study and are stupid.
Michael:Didn’t you get a F on your report card?
Chang:Yup, my parents whooped my ass so hard it’s flat.
Michael:Feels bad man
Chang: I saved up enough money to buy that pc I wanted.
Michael:Cool we can play games together now!
Chang:My parents took it away and used it to buy 15 gucci slippers when I am wearing shoes I found at a store for $5.
Michael:I’m lucky I’m white
Chang:Feels baaaad. My parents want me to graduate and become a brain surgeon at the age of 16. I did the SAT when I was 5.
Michael:Oh hell no thank god im white. Asian parents suuuuck.
Chang:FML
Chang:Yup, my parents whooped my ass so hard it’s flat.
Michael:Feels bad man
Chang: I saved up enough money to buy that pc I wanted.
Michael:Cool we can play games together now!
Chang:My parents took it away and used it to buy 15 gucci slippers when I am wearing shoes I found at a store for $5.
Michael:I’m lucky I’m white
Chang:Feels baaaad. My parents want me to graduate and become a brain surgeon at the age of 16. I did the SAT when I was 5.
Michael:Oh hell no thank god im white. Asian parents suuuuck.
Chang:FML
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