Painted Tainted

When a girl is sexy as FUH but somewhere in the back of your mind you KNOW she a hoe and you label her
as "tainted" but it isn't quite a legit assumption - thus she is only PAINTED tainted in you own thoughts, but she could really be tainted and
give you ALL KINDS (Hodgetwins)..... of STDS... ALL KINDS.

Person 1 - Damn she fine as HELL
Person 2 - I heard she a hoe, bro
Person 1 - Mmm.. She painted tainted..idk, never heard dat bro.. But ill paint dat ass with my..
Person 2 - LOL YOU RIGGHHH

by havikshunt10 November 29, 2013

painted turtle

sickest turtles ever, their like painted and shit, so u know their cool.

non-painted turtle: "man i wish i was a painted turtle."
Another non-pained turtle: "yea cuz their all colorful and shit, im so jealous."

by Brent Roehrich August 18, 2006

Painted Whore

A man named Dean Winchester is a painted whore, but they keep calling Dean something named a Jensen Ackles?

Dean: “I’m a painted whore”

by Castiel_BabyInATrenchCoat May 23, 2021

Painted Lady

Perjorative description of an effeminate male with an excessive number of compensative macho tattoos.

(Nautical in origin)

"Jeez mate, you seen all the tats on the new guy who joined our ship yesterday?"

"Yeah, but he couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding. Painted Lady if ever I saw one!"

by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020

painted gezabelle

a baller that happened to get jewed into getting shot out, or sacrificed himself to bunker the mofo in the snake

Mark Mingle is very rarely a painted gezabelle

by Big Ballah March 15, 2005

Painted Bathroom

Spending way to much money to a girl in an effort to get her to paint her bathroom in the most nonsexual manor.

I was at the bar and bought this chick 5 drinks and subbed to her but she still won't do a painted bathroom.

by xdtr infinityx November 19, 2018

painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020