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Gluten Paws

When ones hands have been in contact with the gluten, making them unsafe for touching anything to be eaten.
Get your filthy gluten paws away from my food!
by MrBoobers July 26, 2020
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Pawas

A writer with a charming wit and sense of humour. Usually sarcastic and blunt.
Boy 1- Why are all the girls going after that new guy in college?

Boy 2- forget it dude, he must be a Pawas
by Lolwa May 25, 2014
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Santa Paws

Santa Paws is a pervert who lurks in the children's malls during holiday seasons. He is known for his desire to hold children in his lap and never standing while the parents are still around.
Gary-Dude, you just let Santa Paws hold your kid!!!
Ted-Yeah, but this way, he will blame this guy for all of his problems when he grows up. I call it forward thinking.
by southern pine September 2, 2011
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Meat Paws

Meat Paws occurs when you are really fat, when your hands swell up till they resemble paws.
omg, did you see that girl? She had meat paws!
by Rlvers March 27, 2011
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Pawsitive procrastination

Derived from "positive procrastination". Positive procrastination is when you put off doing an urgent task by doing less urgent activities (such as cleaning, working out, running errands, ect.). Pawsitive procrastination is like positive procrastination, but specifically using pet care/attention activities to avoid work.
My term paper is due tonight but I am engaged in pawsitive procrastination by taking my dog on an extra walk today.
by Valkling October 9, 2020
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Paawan

A celebrity of many talents. He is an amazing singer, guitarist, pianist, and beat boxer. His other, lesser known talents are being naturally charismatic, making fun of tall kids born in 2006, and having an inhuman spice tolerence level.

He's also learned many languages throughout his life so far; i.e. Spanish, Punjabi, Hindi, German, Japanese, and the language of seduction.

He may be naturally charismatic, and charming but deep inside his little brain, thoughts of "Pickle Sex" and "Dirty Andrew's" roam his mind 24/7. Beware, as he will try to show you videos he's found of this subject matter to you.

Top Achievements:
-Bombsquad robot skin (plus all other skins)
-Winning a "Thumb War" against Allison wong, *professional thumb wrestler*
-Turned down working for a pyramid scheme

-Professional salad maker
-Phineas and Ferbs biggest fan

If you get into a fight with this man, i cannot say this enough. BACK OFF IMMEDIATELY you WILL die.

Likes and dislikes:

Likes: smooth, dogs, having his medical bills

paid for

Dislikes: sticky, cats, paying friends medical

bills.

Overall, pretty solid guy. Kinda crazy that he doesn't like cats, or paying for friends medical bills, but his rap and beat boxing skills make up for it.
Allison: Hey Paawan, how tall are you again? 5' 9" or 5' 9.5"?
Paawan: What?? im 5' 11"??
by Allsont April 12, 2021
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Pussy Paws

When a seemily classy woman exits the restroom without washing her hands.
Hey Jessica, don’t use the fork she gave you, she has pussy paws.
by Jess&Chris March 11, 2019
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