devon is a beautiful, evil, annoying, bodacious, fantastcular, vascular, and the most meanest mf youll know. hell knock u down a pegs, and his love language is bullying u and waterlogging you until u scream his address and personal phone number out loud. other than that, hes a real one. and he has a huge peen. and a huge heart. he has a strong soul, anything you do or say to him wont break him. hes amazing and a cutie pie <3 luv u :D
bob: what do you think of devon?
alli: omg devon is sooooooo cute and he is sooooo kind and loveable owo hes my pookums!
bob: wow he must be a fanstacular fanstical guy then!
alli: omg devon is sooooooo cute and he is sooooo kind and loveable owo hes my pookums!
bob: wow he must be a fanstacular fanstical guy then!
by Allsont December 28, 2023
A celebrity of many talents. He is an amazing singer, guitarist, pianist, and beat boxer. His other, lesser known talents are being naturally charismatic, making fun of tall kids born in 2006, and having an inhuman spice tolerence level.
He's also learned many languages throughout his life so far; i.e. Spanish, Punjabi, Hindi, German, Japanese, and the language of seduction.
He may be naturally charismatic, and charming but deep inside his little brain, thoughts of "Pickle Sex" and "Dirty Andrew's" roam his mind 24/7. Beware, as he will try to show you videos he's found of this subject matter to you.
Top Achievements:
-Bombsquad robot skin (plus all other skins)
-Winning a "Thumb War" against Allison wong, *professional thumb wrestler*
-Turned down working for a pyramid scheme
-Professional salad maker
-Phineas and Ferbs biggest fan
If you get into a fight with this man, i cannot say this enough. BACK OFF IMMEDIATELY you WILL die.
Likes and dislikes:
Likes: smooth, dogs, having his medical bills
paid for
Dislikes: sticky, cats, paying friends medical
bills.
Overall, pretty solid guy. Kinda crazy that he doesn't like cats, or paying for friends medical bills, but his rap and beat boxing skills make up for it.
He's also learned many languages throughout his life so far; i.e. Spanish, Punjabi, Hindi, German, Japanese, and the language of seduction.
He may be naturally charismatic, and charming but deep inside his little brain, thoughts of "Pickle Sex" and "Dirty Andrew's" roam his mind 24/7. Beware, as he will try to show you videos he's found of this subject matter to you.
Top Achievements:
-Bombsquad robot skin (plus all other skins)
-Winning a "Thumb War" against Allison wong, *professional thumb wrestler*
-Turned down working for a pyramid scheme
-Professional salad maker
-Phineas and Ferbs biggest fan
If you get into a fight with this man, i cannot say this enough. BACK OFF IMMEDIATELY you WILL die.
Likes and dislikes:
Likes: smooth, dogs, having his medical bills
paid for
Dislikes: sticky, cats, paying friends medical
bills.
Overall, pretty solid guy. Kinda crazy that he doesn't like cats, or paying for friends medical bills, but his rap and beat boxing skills make up for it.
by Allsont April 13, 2021