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P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S

an Acronym to remember who's really speaking for you.

Preaching
Opinions
Lacking
Intelligence &
Tact
In

Controversial
Shit
Dude 1: Hey man , I can't decide which politician to vote for!
Dude 2: Do your research and use the acronym P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S
*a few hours later*
Dude 1: Bro You're totally right!
by riddlecker January 16, 2018
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N.I.C.P.

Nicotine
Induced
Colon
Pressure

A condition that effects millions of people a day especially in the morning when a tobacco user takes his/hers first drag or dip after their morning coffee. This deadly combination is know to make people instantly shit there pants because of the enormous about of pressure the colon produces when the body gets its first dose of nicotine of the day . When a person starts to feel the effects of N.I.C.P. on there body it is recommended that a bathroom is reached within 2 minutes of the first sign of symptoms. It was said in old scripture that no man has ever been able to actually over come this terrible condition without having to completely empty their bowels first.
Dan: "Man that was a good breakfast, you wanna go have a smoke"

Dewayne: "For sure man" "But make sure that bathroom is cleared for landing cause once i take a drag im gunna have bad N.I.C.P. and heaven forbid someone else be in there while this happens"
by Mr_gas_can July 7, 2011
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B.I.C.P.R.N.I.A.A.T.N.I.Y.G.

Bro I can't play right now I am about nut in your girlfriend!
James: Wanna play Fortnite soon, Steve?

Me: B.I.C.P.R.N.I.A.A.T.N.I.Y.G.

James: TF?

Me: You really don't know what that means?

James: Who TF would?

Me: Literally everyone that keeps up with memes.

James: Fine what does it mean them?

Me: Bro I can't play right now I am about to nut in your girlfriend.

James: Oh, that makes sense. Wait hold up, your about to what now!

Me: Crap, gotta go I am about to nut, ttyl!
by CocoaVirus June 3, 2020
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I.C.P.

The most fucking awsome band in the hole fucking world.
Girl: Who is I.C.P.?
Guy: They are the fucking awsomest band in the world
by Taylor Franklin August 23, 2006
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C.I.P.

Term used for cosplayers meaning cosplay in public
Hey, when do you wanna C.I.P.
by CosplayerLife November 17, 2017
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i.c.p.

a badass rap band. I.C.P. stands for Insane Clown Posse.They wear clown make up and dress like clowns sometimes.
"all self repectin juggalos an thugs are down wit the clown.I.C.P. is da shit ese!"
by mateo chavez August 6, 2007
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P.C.I.

A Paid confidential informant.

A career snitch.

Often also a provocateur agent.
1) Y'all didn't know that last nights M.C. was a

P.C.I.? He's been p.c.i. for decades.

2) Supposedly at one point, the M.C. was the highest paid P.C.I. in the state!
by ElGatoVolador1007 October 28, 2023
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