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Outdoor Addiction

The addiction to hunting which creator of the page Shaan possesses
Fuck me that Shaan cunt has an outdoor addiction
by TheDBKing January 29, 2020
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Outdoor Chick

Girl with a short skirt and a long jacket, who thinks she's massively outdoor but can't belay jack shit in real outdoor situations.

Huge fan of Netflix and Clitoris, but otherwise doesn't know anything about the modern pop-culture (or culture in general) - she thinks Gandalf killed Voldemort during the duel of the fates in Star Wars episode III. She's a skiing unicorn, rarely to be seen as she often encounters stability problems due to her massive balls of steel.

She loves soups, thinks she can cook Halusky but means noodles. Suffers from serious hairshrink but tells people it's convenient.
"I went skiing with the Outdoor chick once, the legend says she's still out there looking for Gandalf."

You: "Yo Dude, let's go climbing."
Me: "Yeah, sure! But don't tell Zuzi, because you know she has climbing dickfingers and we'll die..."

"I was once invited for Halusky dinner over to Zuzi's. I arrived and there were no people and no halusky so I had to cook them myself. I complained and was never invited again."

Average Joe: "Bruh, she's so hot!"
Another average Joe: "Yeah I feel you bro, but now imagine her without that damn hairshrink, she'd be so out of your league"

Average Fero: "Hey dude, do you know who's in the mountains more often than Zuzi - the outdoorchick?"
Average Duro: "Snow?"

Average Fero: "The Mountain Goats, screaming like people"
by fish supreme April 23, 2019
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Outdoor Cat

A woman who reaches an orgasm by her clitoris being stimulated.
"I need new bedsheets after going down on my girl, she's an outdoor cat."
by Nawledge September 23, 2014
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Outdoorable

Any indoor item that can be used outdoors without getting ruined by the elements.
Me- I'm going to go get my favorite chair to sit on outside with you guys.
Them - what? you're favorite indoor chair? Won't it get ruined and dirty?
Me- No! It's OK, it's totally outdoorable.
by Misty Partly Cloudy July 15, 2022
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Outdoor Adamson

It’s when your such a fucking lad and top shagger that instead of keeping it in the bedroom, you use your extensive knowledge of top shagging to then do it outside too!
Did a outdoor Adamson last night, it was good.
by Big J B July 19, 2022
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outdoor dining

An extreme sport involving eating out at a restaurant while outdoors. Involves such risks as cold food, frostbite of the extremities, sun damage, and injury by animal attack.

Outdoor dining was popularized in response to the COVID-19 pandemic, as a safer alternative (with a lower risk of COVID-19 spread) to indoor dining.
Yeah I'm planning to go outdoor dining on Friday. I'm bringing six packages of hand warmers in case the heater isn't strong enough to protect my extremities.
by Marshmallowson January 16, 2022
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VF outdoor

Today I got very drunk with my wife and went to work at VF outdoor.
VF outdoors useless, I had a boner at VF outdoor, without VF outdoor I would always be broke, VF outdoor made me think too much, after I got off of work at VF outdoor I was free.
by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021
mugGet the VF outdoormug.

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