Ohmosexual

A person that has developed a fetish for electronic objects, usually to the point of using them for sexual gratification.

She was shoving resistors up her ass during sex, I think she might be an ohmosexual.

by sazee December 20, 2010

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Ozmosis

A hypochondriacal condition resulting from absorbing the health problems discussed on the Dr. Oz show. This condition commonly affects older women with nothing to do but watch too much daytime television.

I have to take my mother to the doctor again. She's got another case of Ozmosis.

by Mr. Squire February 18, 2011

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Osmosis

The net diffusion of water molecules across a semi-permeable plasma membrane

Imagine a tea bag, the bags walls are porous (holes in them) just like a membrane.

The water displaces inside the bag, now although this has a lot to do with environmental pressure (ie. the water) it is mostly to do with diffusion, Osmosis is a form of diffusion*, specifically across a semi - permeable (porous) membrane.

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Diffusion is displacement of molecules so that they are equal.

E.g. Imagine your friend sprays deodorant/perfume on the far side of the room, it takes a couple of seconds to reach you.
It is a highly concentrated cloud at first but then spreads (diffuses) into the air until there are an EQUAL concentration of spray to the air.

E.g. five 1 pennies to every three 2 pennies

by Mantrastic March 1, 2010

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Osmosize

The verb form of the word "Osmosis", meaning "The process of transfer of water from one side of a cell membrane to another".

This term may be used to describe throwing up, spitting, urinating, or spilling fluid of any type.

"Dude, I just osmosized all over your face."

by Rob Gibbons October 10, 2004

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