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optical delusion

When you see things as you want them to be, not as they really are.
That fox is really staring at me, she wants me to know that she wants me. Dude you're under an optical delusion, that's a glare not a stare, and if you go over there, she'll slap you blind.
by knowman September 14, 2012
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Pirates of Optimization

Noun, plural of Pirate of Optimization.
When a group of people come together to do a half-assed job of solving an optimization problem
"Did you see that shitty-assed Pareto of the CHP, Must have been the Pirates of Optimization."
"Yeah, those guys went to Doobie-U"
-Said while looking at the blue line
by decompresion December 21, 2008
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optimum wifi

THE MOST SHITTEST THING YOU COULD EVER HAVE BUY THIS IF YOU WANT TO START LAGGING IN REAL LIFE IT SO FUCKING BAD THAT NO INTERNET IS BETTER THAN THIS YOU GET -5 BARS WITH THIS SHIT ITS SO UNGODLY THAT I RATHER SUCK 10 DICKS THEN USE THIS
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random- thats some optimum wifi right there
by ThisIsNotNox October 16, 2020
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car option

A phrase used in the black and mexican communities to describe crimes committed by politicians and other government personnel.
The car option in the Police department is thick. We must end the car option at City Hall
by Peter Taystor May 8, 2021
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option select

1. A fighting game term; it's inputting in multiple commands/moves in order to cover various bases.

2. Outside of fighting game terms, it means to cover your own ass, or to provide an excuse.
1. I almost forgot the option select there; luckily he choked on the combo.

2. Don't option select by saying that your controller is shit; we both know you just suck at fighting games.

Don't pull a chuck.
by NotChuckxoxo May 3, 2014
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Optimus prime

A robot who in every show and every movie and EVERY FUCKING BIT OF MEDIA EVER has to die and come back to life in the literal next episode or season oh and don’t forget his most famous line: I AM

OPTIMUS PRIME!!! BECAUSE WE NEED TO KNOW THAT MORE THAN WE ALREADY DO “ Auto bots roll out the bullshit
by Wryy master DIO November 23, 2020
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Optimum Pride

Putangina Si Optimum Pride. Pooookenangina Si Optimum Pride uurh uurh eerh eerh eee. Babe si Optimum pride oh uurh uurh eerh eerh eee
by Optimum Pride November 3, 2021
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