optical poptitude

When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.

Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had to have eye surgery immediately.

by Joey March 1, 2004

optical assault

When someone meat gazes the shit out of you.

I was the victim of an optical assault at the gym when that fag in the Ambercrombie shirt and bandanna was staring at my package hard in the locker room.

by Hebilicious August 4, 2008

optical course

book any piece of literature over 100 pages.

The Catcher in the Rye is an excellent optical course.

by Devin Dix December 9, 2008

optic rectum

when your optic nerve is connected to your rectum nerve it gives you a shitty outlook on life

damn im having a optic rectum day

by purinsimple December 6, 2006

optical chafing

The act of vigorously rubbing another's eye to achieve an orgasm.

Mary wore an eyepatch to school because of the intense optical chafing her boyfriend gave to her last night.

by Aaron Peck July 23, 2006

OpTic VS3

One of the most renowned modders on the xbox 360. He is known for his amazing modding and glitching skills and is one of the very few people who is nice to bk randys on the xbox 360. Although he has selective hearing most of the time he is a pretty cool guy and nice to hang out and play with especially on MW2 in Modded Lobbies.

Oh My Gosh Is That OpTic VS3? Can I Send You A Friend Request?

by A Fan Of OpTic VS3 <3 April 19, 2010

Optical Sex

A way to have sex.
Unlike vaginal or anal where you penetrate the vagina or anus respectively, or oral where she sucks you, or tit where you fuck her tits like its ass or poke her nipples; Optical sex it where you pentrate her eye.

You push your hardened dick into her eye and proceed to do her. Her eye must be wide open the whole time. The act is finished when her eye is covered in cum.

John: What type of sex did you give her Jim?
Jim: Optical Sex, the one where I fuck her eye!

by Vladmir Makarov April 17, 2019