What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
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A small city west of Toronto filled with record high teenage pregnancies and drug use, due to boredom. The city is split into three areas (Galt, Preston, and Hespeler) which are constantly feuding over which is more 'Ghetto.' About 90% of the towns population smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and from time to time you can observe them doing so, walking down Queen st (the oldest area in Hespeler, filled with crack heads and junkies.) The favourite food of the Cambridge suburbanites is Twice The Deal pizza.
pronounced Cahm-brydge
A small city west of Toronto filled with record high teenage pregnancies and drug use, due to boredom. The city is split into three areas (Galt, Preston, and Hespeler) which are constantly feuding over which is more 'Ghetto.' About 90% of the towns population smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and from time to time you can observe them doing so, walking down Queen st (the oldest area in Hespeler, filled with crack heads and junkies.) The favourite food of the Cambridge suburbanites is Twice The Deal pizza.
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