National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)

National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.

National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back

by Mayonnaise_boi October 29, 2019

October 7th

The sexiest beast there is has this birthday. she may be the baddest bitch you’ll ever meet.

person 1: Oh look that’s Jaya she’s born on october 7th!!
person 2: OH NO HIDE YOUR BF SHE FINNA BOUT TO STEALLLLLLLL

by Shaniqua#2 October 26, 2019

October 7

Queens and THE baddest bitches are born on this day. It’s also national chuck a corn day. It’s the first week of October, which is the best week. Ever.

When’s your birthday?
Oh ya know, October 7.

No way you are such a baddie. We should chuck some corn later.

by Chickentenderizer October 17, 2019

October 9

iconic but risky day to be born. only really bad bitches are born on October 9th, namely john lennon and leif erikson. if you were born on or know someone born on October 9th, good luck. also you’re guaranteed to be cute and popular as fuck and have everyone falling over their feet for you, so that’s a plus

guy who was born on october 9th: goo goo gaga bitches

by candy lover #6 December 27, 2019

October 15

October fifteenth is national give a girl your hoodie day

October 15 give your girl a hoodie day

by big tittes October 13, 2019

October 15

The day where the most fantastic beautiful people are born and they are libras

“They are so beautiful they are definitely born in October 15th”

by Itzthatgurl March 15, 2021

October 17

National hang out with your crush day. Everyone needs to try to be with their crush that day more than anyone else.

Stay round your crush on October 17 !!

by bubblesxx October 15, 2019