Putrid sex object

THE most disgusting video on the net ever. Hands down. This makes 2 girls 1 cup look like Sesame Street. It will give any non twisted/sick/pedophile seriously sick. The video consists of a male cross dresser (possible sex change) walking around in a dark house for 2 minutes until the most disgusting shit you have ever seen pops up. He comes into one room with a severed, possibly rotten cow head on the floor. He proceeds to make out with the bloody carcass, then decorate himself (?) with the creature's neck muscles. To make things even worse, he starts masturbating with the rotten meat surrounding him, and sticks his dick into the cow's eye hole. The video ends there (thankfully). If you have any interest in keeping your sexuality, then do NOT watch this video. It managed to freak me out in the four minutes that it played. Imagine what it would do to you. For your own safety don't watch it, please, just don't.

My friend Jerry ended up permanently scarred from watching the video "Putrid sex object." He ended up going insane and killing himself.

by 6pathsofpein December 21, 2008

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object-oriented masturbation

the stimulation or manipulation of one’s own ego by way of using object-oriented code in places where it has no advantage instead resulting in unnecessary complication and bloat.

Objective: Sum two numbers and print the result in the format “The answer is: X” where X is the sum of the two numbers:

Object-oriented masturbation solution:

function MathLib(){

this.answer = null;
}

MathLib.prototype.sum = function (x,y){

this.answer = x + y;
}

MathLib.prototype.getAnswer = function(){

return this.answer;
}

function Printer(){

this.preText = ”;
}

Printer.prototype.setPreText = function(str){

this.preText = str;
}

Printer.prototype.out = function (str){

document.write(this.preText + str);
}

// To run
var math = new MathLib();
var print = new Printer();
math.sum(1,1);
print.setPreText(‘The answer is: ‘);
print.out(math.answer);

by a304681 March 7, 2010

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